Explanation
This is a memory sentence to help you remember the taxonomy of humans. Take the first letter of each word ("Sideburns" is just the sentence's punchline, not mapped to anything): All Cool Men Prefer Having Heavy [Sideburns] → A-C-M-P-H-H, standing for Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Primate, Hominidae, HomoSapiens.
Variations
- Anyone Can Make Pretty Healthy Hot Stew
- Anyone Can Make Pretty Hot Heeled Shoes
- Amanda Called Michael Phelps Hoping He'd Stop